Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and...

By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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lyndis_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:15

If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.

meltingwalls 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:17

You deserve it. badly.

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semicomatose 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 21:08

bitch

XxladyreaperxX 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 10:52

ok.... so.... you broke up with HIM and drove away feeling all smug and then you expect him to come up and win u back, then u say **** you life when he doesnt?........ ur an attention ***** and u deserved it

yumpinyiminy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:18

YDI for being a total narcissist.

capital_seven 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:05

YDI for having his phone.

sickinlove13 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:10

WHAT'S YOUR POINT!?! You broke up with him. It's not like you started bitching, saying you didn't want to hear him lecture about how great your relationship is. Give him his phone back and drive off. Big deal.