By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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lyndis_fml 0

If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.

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Jenmic 14

Yesterday my sister kicked me out of her apartment after a series of honest mistakes and when I realized I forgot my purse she got mad that I didn't apologize.

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Ciara Koch 22

Imma get down voted if anyone even sees this but unless you signed legal document if he gifted you a phone it’s yours and you can do what you want with it maybe you’d be a bitch in the court of public opinion but based on court of law you don’t have to give the phone back especially if your using it and personally I sure as hell wouldn’t of I gift someone something I don’t come after the break up and say hey I want it back that’s shitty a gift is a gift now he has evrey right to stop paying your phone bill if he was but that’s YOUR cellphone

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