By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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lyndis_fml 0

If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.

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Yolandababy2 14

I would of dropped his shit in water or drive off with it

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Michaelaarnett 22

Drop his probably at least 300 dollar phone into a puddle of water? If you did that i would demand enough money to get a replacement, or sue her. It's his property, NOT hers. And she probably was a self absorbed b*tchy woman that broke up with him cause he wouldn't wait on her hand and foot.

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DevilsAltair 8

"To see the speech he has to win me over"? Attention *****

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dccomics94 12

Hey sweetheart, YDI. Grow up and stop being an attention *****. If you thought he'd want you at all after breaking up with him, you aren't just an attention *****, you're a stupid attention *****.

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SexyMexi21 23

Should have kept going. Well since you stopped. run iver his foot and keep going. What makes you think he's going to give you a heart felt speech?

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