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By Rari - 09/06/2016 16:04 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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You deserved it 7 019

What would you do?

By Anonymous - 02/08/2024 17:00 - United States - Tuscaloosa

Today, I found out my partner is cheating on me with several women. I broke up with him but he won’t move out without legal action (he is staying in my apartment), so I’m literally stuck being around him. He’s been very toxic and petty since I found out. I just want this to end. FML

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By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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Stuck on amber

By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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By Ima in Hungary - 22/03/2012 12:06 - United States - Silsbee

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2013 20:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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No-life

By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 20:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Friday 10 June 2016 2:50

He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.

Tripartita 44

Friday 10 June 2016 3:07

It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.

Comments

will968 15

Saturday 11 June 2016 0:59

Make his life hell, or maybe get a straining order

eski2015 22

Saturday 11 June 2016 6:34

No! not the Xbox bribe him with a PS4 but not the Xbox

onibatty 15

Saturday 11 June 2016 6:39

You can have him evicted. No need to give your poor Xbox one to the jack ass.

KingSquisher 13

Saturday 11 June 2016 6:51

DO IT. DO IT AND GET A PC. BECOME ONE OF THE MASTER RACE.

ouijacorn 9

Saturday 11 June 2016 20:57

You're too nice, OP. It's time to enter bitch-mode and dump his shit out on the curb.

_Cakerz__ 3

Sunday 12 June 2016 6:46

NOOOO NOT THE XBOX NEVER THE XBOX XBOX NEEDS YOU

RetroClaymore 1

Sunday 12 June 2016 16:49

Do that and get a playstation 4 it has better exclusives anyway, and call the cops on the guy if he wont leave, kick that asshole to the curb with the hammer of justice.