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By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By Wow - 04/09/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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Monday 30 May 2011 12:02

looks like it was a good thing you dumped her if she's that senssitive

1waytoolive 1

Monday 30 May 2011 12:28

Yeah 24 somewhere private so she could of killed him and disposed of his body so much easier.

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Appayipyip 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:25

Stabbing you and freaking out over a breakup? How desperate is this person?

sydneyhaha 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:29

Shouldn't it be f y'all's f my life you got stabbed she went through a horrible break up.

babalooisbabaloo 5

Friday 6 July 2012 5:46

PEACHES BE CRAYCRAY!

aplexis 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 23:16

Who brakes up with someone in public?

anthony99 14

Wednesday 5 December 2012 5:21

Is your gf by any chance Hayley from American Dad?

xXNerrrdXx 16

Monday 20 May 2013 23:40

maniac over attached girlfriend strikes again! but breakin up in a mall?! u need some privacy lessons bro.

kiaaboo 7

Monday 17 March 2014 5:34

You should of never dumped her in a crowed mall

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 4 December 2014 4:06

It could have been worse if it was in private.

Ilikepie82479 20

Monday 16 February 2015 0:24

At least it wasn't gel?

writerchic85 25

Friday 10 April 2015 14:31

Wait, you get assaulted and the mall bans you? That would be something to raise hell about.

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