Break-ups, Public freakouts and Love: Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought...

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By kingpin9219 - 30/05/2011 04:29 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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Monday 30 May 2011 12:02

looks like it was a good thing you dumped her if she's that senssitive

1waytoolive 1

Monday 30 May 2011 12:28

Yeah 24 somewhere private so she could of killed him and disposed of his body so much easier.

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futboljem 1

Tuesday 31 May 2011 22:54

wait why are you banned

hochrote 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:10

I was broken up with someone and yes, I did cry and took it badly, but I would never go and hurt him. That kinda ruins any chance of being friends and/or working things out in time. FYL.

chadderbox17 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:32

probably still for the best. had you broken up in private it could have been worse than just a ballpoint pen with no one to hear or see what was going on.

heimerdinger 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 14:10

202- stomach. not mouth.

yayo55 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 14:24

been there, done that it really sucks!!!

misscourtneyy 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:21

jerk.

jenjen0146 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:06

never a good idea to idea to upset/piss a girl off while in public lol

kylealanpalmer 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:05

and YOU got banned from the mall??

corrinaswan 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:19

Wow, why would you think that's a good idea. That's jacked up, being broken up with in front of tons of people. Thats embracing for her. Learn to be more sensitive and caring. I will admit your ex girl friend went a little far I could understand the crying though.

jlperry31 10

Friday 3 June 2011 7:24

always the mans fault. wtf. she stabbed u. u should have pressed charges against her.z and u shouldn't have been banned. what the hell did u do wrong. nothing. breaking up with someone doesn't get u kicked out of mall.