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By starfishedasshole - 30/03/2014 16:50 - United States

Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML

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What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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Cheap labor

By franzia - 25/09/2021 14:00

Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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What a coincidence

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 20:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, after two months of being broken up, and my ex still insisting she hadn't been cheating on me, I declared via text my intention to burn the rest of her stuff in the yard. This resulted in the guy she "hadn't been cheating on me with" kicking in my door. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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TXFernwoods 26

Monday 31 March 2014 1:46

Get a restraining order, man!

Welshite 39

Monday 31 March 2014 1:55

I think that brick to the head affected your ability to form sentences. You poor dear. :(

Comments

oregonchris 8

Monday 31 March 2014 2:11

never break up with a crazy alone! do it in public. with witnesses lol

warsun 27

Monday 31 March 2014 7:18

What if she screams and shit. Would cause a huge scene

EmsyyyRose13 24

Monday 31 March 2014 10:04

#57, that's the point.

kingdomgirl94 29

Monday 31 March 2014 15:59

Rather be embarrassed than be burnt alive....

Nats4444 11

Monday 31 March 2014 2:28

Did you give the car to her as a gift before you broke up? Because in that case, it's hers.

Rag_dollxx 21

Monday 31 March 2014 3:04

If he gave her a car within a month of dating then OP has more problems than she does.

creativebeauty 14

Monday 31 March 2014 2:40

It must have been a long month for you.

sunshineb81 16

Monday 31 March 2014 2:42

That truly is crazy. Wow OP. Be careful and file a police report. Get quotes on home security systems. Seriously. You can't tell what crazy people are capable of.

energizerbunny23 18

Monday 31 March 2014 2:46

Sure know how to pick them

saidoh_fml 26

Monday 31 March 2014 2:46

The messed up thing about this is that it was only for a month so it was unlikely you were able to see any signs that she was a psycho. Sorry that happened to you and I hope you can get rid of her soon.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 31 March 2014 3:48

She's used to folks being afraid of her to get what she wants.

1947Chevy 17

Monday 31 March 2014 4:11

A restraining order is just a pice of paper in the eyes of the crazy. Hide that car well and move.

ericb982 8

Monday 31 March 2014 5:45

A pice of paper to crazy people, a piece of paper to normal people.

skittyskatbrat 19

Monday 31 March 2014 4:35

I agree... hide the car, immediately. And call the police, because she sounds crazy enough to actually do something. At least you can get a report filed that she made this threat, so if she does something the cops have evidence to go on! Also, go ahead and contact her parents. Chances are good this is not the only incident and they might have advice or a warning on how to deal with the crazy daughter.