By igiveup - 21/06/2012 18:19 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Should've asked him to repeat himself

tatsmcgrath 4

Why would your dad even say that? That makes things akward!

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zebralover23 14

maybe you should of said nothing at all..

I would have laughed my head off if I was in her position. People need to chill out.

What the hell does slam-piece mean? It sounds like a good thing so I don't see what was wrong with what you did.

Next time, never agree with something you don't quite catch, especially if your dad says it. If she'll talk to you, explain the situation to the woman in question, that you misheard what your dad said, and that you will never do anything like that again. Dan may not be a schmuck, but his father certainly is.

I wonder what he'd say to your fiance

She's obviously an idiot who didnt give you a chance to explain yourself.

Never agree if you don't know what you're agreeing to!

On this website I always wonder what kind of relationships people are in o.o If my boyfriend said something that hurt me that way, I would get angry and ask him why he would say such a thing. He'd explain himself, properly apologize and everything would be ok. Why is it so hard for people to talk and apologize to each other??? I mean, they wanted to be in a relationship in the first place...