Miscellaneous: Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner...

By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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By str3tch - 03/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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Thursday 5 May 2011 8:52

I bet she's really pretty :)

alex1432 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:50

ha my sister said something like that when I brought my (now ex) gf home.

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sheethapins 13

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:07

Isn't it nice to have parents with so much faith in you?

Livinia 11

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:11

Gotta love your mum

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:13

Gotta love parents these days. Although, I probably would have reacted the same if Trudly or Folly came home with a lady friend.

missy_lynn012 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:14

should gave told her that your gf is as real as your moms drinking problem.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:15

Nice to hear your parents finally saw your sock puppet.

CherryBomb511 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:23

She could have said something worse so you got off easy.

MrleClochard 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:31

:')

vintagelovenotes 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:33

your parents don't have much confidence in you, do they?

Mattsta123 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:34

hey at least she is real

mollieOdare 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:37

....she's in denial? :)

nikkibihm 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 11:26

lol

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Same thing different taste

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