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By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

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By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

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By paging dr. kevorkian - 16/05/2013 21:23 - Netherlands

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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Charming dude

By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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ReesesPuffs 0

Monday 14 November 2011 1:13

You're one-fourth of his genes.. Technically he's 4x more of a waste.

qbkilla55 0

Monday 14 November 2011 1:13

been missing my sister for 6 months, whats the number in her ear?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 14 November 2011 2:04

Grandpa just had a Frank Barone moment. Give him food and SportsCenter and watch it subside.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 14 November 2011 4:21

Who the **** thumbed this down?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 17 October 2012 14:39

People who didn't like it.

skinflint 6

Monday 14 November 2011 2:53

Y'all are misinterpreting his statement. Grandpa was saying that the girl is a hottie.

myFMLname 8

Monday 14 November 2011 3:34

Am I the only one that doesn't get the FML?

ikickgingers 15

Monday 14 November 2011 3:57

Possible scenario: Op aka MANDIE brought home her girlfriend. Grandpa OP is saying Making babies would be fun... Or the act because he'd possibly like to stick his Viagra filled dick into her vag/mouth/nose/ear/butt.. Mostly the vag. Alas no dick sticking because the FML involves two women and later possibly sperm and a turkey baster.

2ndSucks 15

Monday 14 November 2011 4:45

Viagra dick in the ear? Kinky.

perdix 29

Monday 14 November 2011 3:55

Was he referring to you or her? She could be a wonderful girl and be bemoaning the fact that she's going to waste her life with a schmuck like you.

DancinChikk 0

Monday 14 November 2011 3:58

Ur grandpa is nice

cajunkid 0

Monday 14 November 2011 5:06

**** you I'm from louisiana

iloveshim 14

Monday 14 November 2011 5:29

Psh... It's Louisiana you guys what do you expect?...

DudeDude1313 4

Monday 14 November 2011 8:33

The question: Was his comment directed at u or your gf… If it wuz directed at u your grandpas lame. If it was at your girlfriend he must be a complete jerk. Actually he would be both those things either way.

DudeDude1313 4

Monday 14 November 2011 8:33

The question: Was his comment directed at u or your gf… If it wuz directed at u your grandpas lame. If it was at your girlfriend he must be a complete jerk. Actually he would be both those things either way.

DudeDude1313 4

Monday 14 November 2011 8:33

The question: Was his comment directed at u or your gf… If it wuz directed at u your grandpas lame. If it was at your girlfriend he must be a complete jerk. Actually he would be both those things either way.

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