Kids: Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk... - FML

By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 80 373

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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You deserved it 2 966

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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You deserved it 228

By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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You deserved it 8 850

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By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 195

You deserved it 4 177

By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 082

You deserved it 6 018

By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 885

You deserved it 2 649

By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 848

You deserved it 3 387

By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Hampton

Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML

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You deserved it 1 412

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 090

You deserved it 5 734

People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 811

You deserved it 214

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mshafty 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:11

What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.

omgxwtfxheather 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:08

lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends

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omgwtffmmfl 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:46

ydi douchebag

Mr_Saikaly 35

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:47

this is an FML for the Kid and not for u asshole

paran01d_andr01d 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:47

sad....

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:56

You could have tried to be nice to the person you bullied, they might have talked to you. Why would you want to be seen talking to some little dweeb though right?

louie111887 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:58

man your such an asshole.

louie111887 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:00

btw u kidding me ?! are you like in 8th grade or something. you really are a dick wow

txdiva 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:00

Ur a lame ass loser!!! Why wouldn't u just go make friends with the kid?!!

ndiesal 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:01

And you wonder why nobody talks to you

cuttz911 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:03

Dude, you this is BULLSHIT. You didn't bully anyone. You made that shit up so people on here would think you're cool, but it backfired and made you look like a pussy. You probably got your ass bullyed and needed a self esteem boost!! FYL for being you!!

dpsceo 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:58

agreed.

chandlerthedog 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:05

karma is a bitch, bitch..... what goes around, comes around.....

heypeoplezzz 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:06

OMG!!! Don't bully anyone or I'll come down and **** your **** to **** ****!!!!!! You ****.

deviable 9

Sunday 27 February 2011 4:34

until you have to ***** sideways!

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