Kids: Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk... - FML

By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Hampton

Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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mshafty 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:11

What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.

omgxwtfxheather 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:08

lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends

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plokijuhygzxcvbn 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:06

Wow. You are a complete and utter arsehole. please take some time to think about this from the poor other kid's perspective. Now think about who this is really an FML for?

Spewki 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:11

Today, I approached and talked to someone, just so someone would talk to me... You don't need to be an asshole to make friends, unless you've got a SERIOUSLY abrasive/annoying personality.

Roll_with_it 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:18

Lmao, some people get way too angry about this sort of stuff. Methinks one to many FML users were bullied in school leading to this current complex. But OP i'll say FYL, but your also an ass. Just put yourself into a situation were other people want to talk to you, group works, charity etc...

zydr8 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 0:10

Who hasn't been the victim of a bully at some point or other?

Kronex_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:21

loser you really are desperate life failure

fyrelynx 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:23

bullies like you are the reason that nobody talks to you.

guy3o3 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:24

unnecessary

C2Ultima 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:35

uncool friendo.

urielxxx 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:38

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iiazndorkii 4

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:41

jack ass.

maph3rs 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:43

wanker! hope you hang yourself you pathetic ****!!

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