Kids: Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk... - FML

By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Hampton

Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 734

People never learn

By fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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mshafty 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:11

What is the difference between you and a catfish? . . One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker that has no benefit to society and the other is a fish.

omgxwtfxheather 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:08

lmao um that's probably not the best way to make friends

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nicola1233 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:32

that's horrible! I can't believe you expect people to feel sorry for you. go **** yourself

DaHouz 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:40

Well, I bet some attorney might be interested in you... http://tinyurl.com/yz7dyfs/hayley/index.php?id=fcca1e82c783fec5c383e8dec4d7e75d

darkmis1 17

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:50

YDI for being an anti-social loser.

Devolver 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 18:53

Next time bully a teacher instead of some kid! I bet you have plenty of people to talk to after that, both positive and negative.

toastymarshy 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:00

That's pathetic, would you like it if someone bullied YOU just cause they wanted attention? I don't think so and you wonder why people don't talk to you.

vballgirl512 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:05

Sorry you dont have anyone to talk to, but thats just making it worse... no one wants to be friends with a bully. Why dont you have any friends? Taking your anger/sadness out on someone will just make both of you feel worse. Talk to you parents or the school counselor or something. or try saying something nice to the kid you sit next to.

MrsNeal 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:15

what an embarrassment. bullying is never an answer.

truthisRelative 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:22

Well, there's the reason why no one talks to you! Ever think of, I don't know, saying 'hi' to someone?

madskillz3088 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:26

make some black friends :)

Fully_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 19:26

This is just sad...

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Today I bought a $50 voucher card to refill my phone. After I purchased it, I threw the receipt in the dustbin. When I got home, I found out that the 14-digit pin code was on the receipt. I basically threw 57 bucks in the dustbin. FML

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