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By oouchh - 24/07/2011 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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You deserved it 3 944

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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You deserved it 1 011

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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You deserved it 3 057

By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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You deserved it 2 603

By Anon - 06/09/2015 12:50 - United Kingdom - Stafford

Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML

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You deserved it 1 820

By neverleavingthehouseagain - 08/12/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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You deserved it 1 435

digitalcadenza 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 19:12

doesn't justify the cheating.

FarSide 22

Sunday 24 July 2011 19:52

Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!

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corje20 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:27

I guess he was with some one ten sizes to large.

kassytwitchy 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:27

don't worry I am a 16 also and I don't let any thing bad get to me

Allymeme 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:58

you are really friggin ugly if that's you...

kassytwitchy 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:27

don't worry I am a 16 also and I don't let any thing bad get to me

RyNo24 4

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:28

no wonder he left you...

tjsomethin 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:33

At least I have chicken.

PhilMcHawk 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:38

Harsh.

NinjaWithSwag 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:53

doesn't justify you being fat. obesity is the op's own fault. nobody else's. he may have cheated but weight, not his fault..

youdontevenknow0 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:53

haw haw

iluvcrazipepl 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:56

**** him your not fat I'm 5'6 and 110 lbs and I am anywhere from a 7-9. I know I'm not fat, so your not.

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:05

i agree with #14 you shouldnt give a ****! you need to work that shirt and show him what he lost!

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Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML

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Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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Today, I was holding the ladder while my husband was in the attic, and I let out a silent fart, thinking he wouldn't notice. A minute later, he complained of the dreadful smell and told me he was checking for a dead animal. FML

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Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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Today, I discovered that, while not exactly probable, you can get pimples on your eyes that are only visible when you close said eye. I get them in all sorts of weird and uncomfortable places, but this takes the cake. How is that even possible? FML

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Today, my dad drunkenly ranted about how I should volunteer for the military because of the crisis in the Middle East. I refused; I'm in college on two scholarships and have listened to stories of why his service still gives him nightmares. I had to hide all the phones to keep him from calling the recruiters. FML

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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