Health: Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's...

By angelamegan21 - 28/05/2014 20:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I burned my left breast with hot oil at work. Everyone's now calling me "toaster strudel" and singing "This girl is on fire" every time we cross paths. FML

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Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By ouchmytits - 28/03/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

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By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

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By roadbikemama - 25/10/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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By jcdc - 20/05/2012 15:03 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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Thursday 29 May 2014 8:42

At least you've got people telling you you're hot. I'm not even close to that... Lmao

sweetest_jenn 18

Thursday 29 May 2014 8:52

Everyone knows the best breasts are deep fried.

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9echo 17

Thursday 29 May 2014 16:23

I think things went **** up for OP.

Iinakki 8

Thursday 29 May 2014 17:21

I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be happy to hear about your nickname.

bellalover13 2

Thursday 29 May 2014 18:21

hahahaha xP

nurchok 15

Thursday 29 May 2014 17:47

Sorry to hear that. That's quite a sensitive area, must've hurt like hell

azyjazy713 11

Thursday 29 May 2014 18:28

Is it just me, or is that borderline harassment? Work environments are different, but being ridiculed at work sux. Hopefully it ends soon

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 29 May 2014 18:36

You better hope someone else does something so that you don't keep having this issue I guess I could call it

damnit1989 16

Thursday 29 May 2014 18:41

I'm not sure I understand the toaster strudel part.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 29 May 2014 18:57

Toaster, because she burned herself. Strudel, because..., well, breasts are yummy, and so are strudels.

talk2sachinkumar 5

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:13

pics or it didn't happen...

lina21 12

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:40

Oh restaurant life. It's what you sign up for working in food

yeabro_itzmarz 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:41

Toaster strudel breasts huh? Patent anyone ?

stiffster 5

Thursday 29 May 2014 22:09

THIS! GIRL IS ON! FIIIIIIIIRRREE!

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