By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
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Nicole819 11

it might be time to call Cheaters .

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JohnBoyFsYL 10

Why are we assuming it's the wife? Couldn't it be their kids?

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LumpLegacy 15

now if your old enough to use condoms you should be old enough to know how to dispose of them properly.

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worldclassrager 39

Well I think you may have some divorce papers rising to the service as well...

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bbfyso 10

I already read this one word for word years ago. This happens al the time they read them on " VDM" and play the original card.

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Sophie_fml 29

Actually, we translated it from our French website. That's what happens all the time.

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bbfyso 10

Je l ai lu ici et sur VDM ... Il a longtemps MOTSa MOTS

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Babbit 6

I feel sorry for the person who will have to now explain what they did with so many condoms. good luck solving this mystery OP. hope everything turns out fine.

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ashtic 20

Did anyone think that maybe these could have been there for a while...?

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Yes, several people have commented saying that.

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vikky538 28

obviously some "group session" happened in your house when you guys are not around..

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ladydemoon 8

Well sir I hope you have a teenager... Otherwise I would start looking for a divorce lawyer

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