By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 552
You deserved it 39

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Nicole819 11

it might be time to call Cheaters .

Why are we assuming it's the wife? Couldn't it be their kids?

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I'm hoping u have grown up children.. or someone's been staying at ur house. you'd think people would be smart enough to know not to flush condoms. nasty.

skyeyez9 24

For your sake, I hope you moved in recently and the sea of condoms were from the previous residents. When we moved in our new home, the occupants had it emptied, but maybe that wasnt the case with yours?

Do you have a teenage son? Wanking into a condom isn't uncommon from what I've heard. If not, FYL OP. :(

You and her may not but her and the guy who is knocking the bottom out of her ass is. Sorry for your luck OP.

Random guy breaks into your house, has sex, leaves.

That might be plausible if just one condom was found, but enough to form a "sea"?

WD_Stevens 22

Well now that this has been illustrated I guess we don't have to worry about what the implication was

Divorce the bitch because once a cheater always a cheater they can never change buddy :)

Anything like my house the whole terrace connects outside my house so if it was here it could of been any house