By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 06:41 - United States

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML
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Clitorasaurus 0

Fyl. I would feel so bad.

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beatleschick1940 9

you'll never forget that

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farkie3 8

Sure, it sucks that you tried to call a dead guy, but is that really a good reason to FYL? It's not the end of the world.

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ripjohnlennon 5

it's the end of his world

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SmileSweetly 0

That's horrible ): but that is very ironic.

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

I hope he paid in advance, OP. Otherwise, FYL. :(

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Nope. Thanks for pointing it all. :P Anyways, I assumed 'that' because otherwise this wouldn't be a FML.

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Judus_beej 0

thank you for using irony properly. that alanis morrisette song ruined it for everyone.

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Jimboom 11

I have heard of cold calling before but this is stone cold calling!

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DocBastard 38

It sure is. I'm sure his sales technique is rigorous, and his presentation would have knocked him dead.

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Schizomaniac 24

Doc, that was a killer pun.

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qsdmlkj 0

mm i thought the fact that nothing in the song 'ironic' is in fact ironic is supposed to be ironic? i doubt that alanis morisette (or whoever wrote the lyrics) doesn't get irony. that would be rather ironic. now i'm confused

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mandyd80 0

i am not understanding why this is an FML. Yes, even funeral directors are human and die too..

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RedPillSucks 31

So... Was the FML that you were too slow to get the sale?

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

I know right! 'Oh no! People die around me. FML' OP is probably a self-center b*** who thinks everything that happens is directly due to her.

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lolornot 2

Not an FML>its simple human nature! Ur just moaning like a bloody child ;)

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