By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 06:41 - United States

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML
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Clitorasaurus 0

Fyl. I would feel so bad.

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beatleschick1940 9

you'll never forget that

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beatleschick1940 9

you'll never forget that

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

Sure she will. It wasn't like she murder him.

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

I killed him? :0 <_< >_> Shit. I have to move out of the country again. Noooouuuuu! Jk. xD

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

some bastards just stole you're corpse and you sit there posting on FML? get out there and bury that body like nobody has done before!

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cantfightfate 0

so.. that's not your fault, op. you never would've known that.

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harry_potter_luv 0

good business huh?

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TerrorDollie 0

That's so weird. So not your fault.

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riseofabreakings 0

I like escape the fate more :) But bfmv is good too.

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Clitorasaurus 0

Fyl. I would feel so bad.

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farkie3 8

Highly embarrassing, yeah, but not really a good reason to FYL.

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DocBastard 38

Because you forgot to lubricate yourself before bending over for the moderators. Duh.

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tencentsakiss 19

Did you say something about this not being a real fml?

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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO 0

His family. :P <_< I see rainbows!

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