By lolzor - 12/03/2009 12:07 - Australia

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML
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alex_vik 0

You deserved that for calling a priest lame.

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HopelesslyHpfl 0

you don't mess with God's followers Haha

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mkylem 0

You don't deserve that. No one person can call upon Her. And yes, I'm refering to God as a female because She is.

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ghost010 6

I'm not saying he is female or male but I will say that I know for a fact that He is not a female. The reason why, and if you are a christian then you should know that we call him our Father, which is male. The people that wrote the Bible were told what to write by Him, so therefore if He told them to call Him Father in the Bible. So let's see here, that's Male 2, Female 0.

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dabomblyktiktikk 0

******* WIN !!!! omq i cant even explain wat a win this is !!!! ydi !

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Agirl94 0

and God saidith: "That's what you get bitch!"

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FTW_WTF 0

and the Lord said, "Let little disrespectful bitches trip!" and so they did, and it was funny

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moolatte 0

You don't deserve it. This would be funny if you hadn't broken your ankle. As long as you were joking when you called the priest lame. Not cause he's a priest, cause he's a person.

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CheapShot812 0

God hath smited you PLUS you called the priest lame and you broke your ankle. HAHA if you don't get it, lame means "with a limp"

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Babygirl2338 0

wow bet u didnt think it would happen did ya

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