Today, I called in my parents to look at pictures from my recent...

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By Ana - 25/04/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Today, I called in my parents to look at pictures from my recent trip on my laptop. It wasn’t until after they left that I realized I had left a tab open with the title “20 Things You’ll Understand if You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex.” FML

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FMZiggy 22

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:04

What would be even worse is if your mom started taking about her own experiences, and tried to give you some tips...

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:07

Play it off, say you left it up to make them feel em-bare-assed!

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FMZiggy 22

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:04

What would be even worse is if your mom started taking about her own experiences, and tried to give you some tips...

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:07

Play it off, say you left it up to make them feel em-bare-assed!

Eashy 16

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:24

I'm pretty sure tabs cut off names if they get too long. You should be fine if so.

jgiles09 17

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:30

so I just googled top 20 things....

jgiles09 17

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:30

so I just googled top 20 things....

Regulate 21

Tuesday 25 April 2017 22:19

Must have been a wide tab.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 April 2017 22:46

Did they go away butt-hurt?

anaheimangels40 11

Wednesday 26 April 2017 0:20

I am sure they understand you love anal...

Alexandria79 22

Wednesday 26 April 2017 8:05

haha. blame BuzzFeed. I saw that article ?

Little Richard 11

Wednesday 26 April 2017 12:00

Now you know what your Dad meant, when he said "like mother, like daughter. "

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