Heavy sleeper

By good_aim - 27/07/2013 08:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I returned from a long business trip a day early to surprise my wife. She was sleeping, so I climbed into bed and started spooning her. Thinking I was an intruder, she simultaneously kicked me in the groin, elbowed me in the ribs, and smacked the back of her head into my jaw. FML
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Javier6597 19

At least you know that she wont get robbed without fighting back

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Javier6597 19

At least you know that she wont get robbed without fighting back

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FiFiLovee 26

Damn OP, can I take lessons from your wife? :o

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Royalistic 8

She's a keeper.

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Zimmington 21

Plus he knows she's not cheating

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LMFAOwned 9

Well at least you know your wife will be fine when you're away! :D

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kaitieloo 22

At least you know she'll be safe when there is an actual intruder...

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AssTard 15

Do actual intruders crawl in bed with her and spoon her?

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whyusofat 17

Hes climbin yo windows snatchin yo people up tryna rape em... You guys could finish it right?

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skyttlz 32

I'd thought this was gonna say he caught someone else in bed with her.

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MeowZebraMeow 7

58 - Me too! Congratulations, OP; Your wife is faithful.

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Myo_fml 20

Yeah, in my variation, OP managed to lie right on top of him. That'd be surprising enough.

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Ki11erC 18

Must say halfway through reading the FML I assumed this would be how it ended. Nice to hear its not for once ;)

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olpally 32

Well, good to know she can protect the house like a boss! :D haha. Damn, that had to hurt though! Lol

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Mossears133 15

It sounds more like he's married to Gracie Hart (she remembered S.I.N.G. - well, she forgot the I)

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RoboCunnilingus 23

On the bright side, she can protect you from evil. She's like the Fifth Element.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

This has to be one of the most influential comments I've ever read. I will, from this day forth, live my life by the code of sucks to sucks!

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hcollins1 18

Go home 9, you're drunk.

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PrincessPinkyPie 6

Thats shitty deal. But least you kno she can take care of her self

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dontgivafuk 9

apparently the "w" was just too much work!

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