By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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cathy0x 3

maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?

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som_fml 0

4.5 months means something? ha ha! Could be he's in the casual dating scene and never told you. 4.5 months is nothing to write home about.

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lexijmonkey 0

or his mom could have said that cuz maybe she didn't like op I don't maybe

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I_have_no_clue 0

Sounds like mama bear doesn't like you, OP.

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teriberri 0

Well he's a douche bag!! I think you should go to his door knock on it punch him in his family jewels nd when he says why you say YOU KNOW WHY!!!! >:(

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BitterLoser 0

YDI for dating guys, you should date girls which =no more guy problems hahaha

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kcluna 6

ok ...so do you date girls so = no girl problems?! idts.

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kcluna 6

haha I meant guys so = no girl problems lol sorry 

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BitterLoser 0

wait, i got confused at what your saying

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roflinyourwaffle 0

this makes you a ****, if you're interested.

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BitterLoser 0

interested in girls? im gay for having heterosexual thoughts since birth? that explains why i love vag so much! thank you so much waffle for helping me figure out what i already knew

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takemytrollz 0

hey fag, don't diss on the waffle. YDI for being gay. YDI for geing confused. YDI for TRYING to prove your heterosexuality, something you don't need to do. YDI for agreeing with that comment, it was gay. Which by default, makes you gay.

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roflinyourwaffle 0

65, kcluna meant "do you date guys to avoid girl problems?" you said "exactly!" followed by "wait i'm confused by what you're saying." to clarify, your agreement on kcluna's remark would make you a homosexual. i wouldn't be surprised if you loved vag though. you could be just dating guys because girls give you so much problem. either way, you do you.

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BitterLoser 0

OOOOO hahaha no i put exactly as a response to the first Kcluna comment, but now that i actually reread it just now and wow...i ****** up hahaaha o well, i dont date guys waffle, only girls

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#48 I'm sure lesbian couples have problems, too. They fight, cheat, and have bad days just like the rest of us.

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BitterLoser 0

no lesbian couples are always happy

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#74 Just because they always seem happy in "adult films" doesn't mean it's accurate in real life. :P Lesbians are real people, and real people always have problems, no matter what their sexual orientation or gender...

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T1A2Z3 34

Pretty sure he's ******* with you...

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BitterLoser 0

haha no lesbians are always happy, adult films or not :D haha but if they have problems then whats the point of marriage for them then?

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BitterLoser 0

haha no lesbians are always happy, adult films or not :D haha but if they have problems then whats the point of marriage for them then?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#82. Wow. ALL people have problems, straight ones included. So what's the point of marriage for straight people then?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I really don't think you get what I just said, but oh well... :P

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BitterLoser 0

haha no i did, i just knew there was no way for me to win :D

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thatsrightbabe 0

that's too bad! he doesn't deserve you.. feel better!!!

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hahafylop 4

Duh nisey, he is attracted to the alienated blobs.

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abbytkd1 0

it was probably his "other" girlfriend pretending to be his mom.

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triggerit 5

nothing serious... just misunderstanding... call back later...

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OfficialxAmber 0

Maybe she thought that he was with you? :/ fyl.

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