By jessiegirl - 22/08/2010 03:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 209
You deserved it 6 504

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Smooth... What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?

CheaRight 0

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whatsernam3 3

you need to drop that ****** like a rock

sourgirl101 28

You need to drop that ****** "tied to" a rock.

Everybody is all like "dump him!" but in reality thats a really hard thing to do to someone youre in love with :s also i dont really undestand the logic in calling someone to tell them about a propsal on a tv show, but like whatever floats u boat bro.... x)

Break up with him. On the spot. For not caring about how a fake person fakely proposed to his fake girlfriend. That's a bit extreme isn't it?

schwancy 2

Sounds like your boyfriend is a dick-face. You should dump him and find a less stupid human to spend your time with.

Is it really necessary to pull your shirt up?

Son_of_Helghan 0

Yes it's necessary now shut the hell up and stare at the picture or do something else, just don't complain. Be glad she's hot and not a fatty

Her body may be attractive, but her face is not.

Son_of_Helghan 0

I think it is sir, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion

Look felafel, if I want to look at lame cartoons, Ill look at your pic, but I'd rather look at slutty girls.

Son_of_Helghan 0

81: sir please try to..... think about saying things like that, she may nit be slurry, you never really know

thanks 76 :) & loofah.. if u have a prob of me having that picture, just don't look at it, & prob solved :)

Son_of_Helghan 0

**** I suddenly lost the ability to spell words

I wasn't referring to her specifically, I'm just sayin I'd rather look at hot girls than not. but maybe I'm just being perverted cuz I can't get laid

Yes. I am positive a very decent girl, would post a picture of herself with her shirt up to her boobs on FML.

Son_of_Helghan 0

87: I understand ya bro 89: who give a shit!? it's not like it's a nude photo or something like that I mean c'mon

I don't actually. Although your picture may be revealing, it doesn't mean anything. I just want you to understand that you do not have to expose your body to be considered attractive(:

you don't know me & i don't really care, it's my picture.. deal with it :/

96 I don't think you're a **** but I think falafel is so I was saying if that's what she considers slutty than I have no problem with "*****".

loll..! thankss (: & I've been seeing that se keeps commenting on other girls pictures & saying that they are ugly.. but why doesn't she put her pik of hers then?

In case you haven't noticed, all my other comments have been related to their comments, not their pictures. You are the only one who feels the need to show her body to gain approval from guys like Stupified. The fact that most of them have been girl's comments is a coincidence. Although I must say, the intelligence of a couple of females on this website is shockingly low.

I hope you include yourself in that "couple of females"

yeah that' why you didn't get er joke & called er ugly? dude keep ur opinios to urself as u can see nobody ******* cares of what you think ;) it my life & if I wanna put that picture so what? asshole.

oh & I'm with 124.. I think you should count yourself as one ;)

Honestly, I could not care less about your opinion on my intelligence. You can not even spell properly nevertheless defend yourself. If you spent less time posing for hideous pictures and actually doing something productive, you might have a comment with an ounce of intelligence.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Loofah, if you're going to argue with someone about their intelligence then just stick to that. There's no need to bash someone's picture if you're topic of conversation is how they type. Like she's said, if you don't like her picture then don't look at it; and if you have a problem with how she types or her intelligence then stop talking to her. Problem solved.

lol..! sorry to laugh.. girl one thing.. GET A LIFE & don't worry to much about mine :) stupid ass

Fine, I'll make sure my comment is in a language you can understand. Like ohmygod u stupid *****. ur not that hot and ur not that pretty. just bcuz u look like a ***** in pics does not make u hot. u type like a dumbass and u don't make sense. I hope you manage to understand that.

what the ****? dude first youu argue about my pik & now about the way I write? WTF then don't ******* read what I say and stop looking at my damn picturee! easy as that! but since u don't have a life all you wanna do is ruin someone elsess soo **** you ;)

fanatic2232 5

Lmao, I happen to agree with Loofah here

loofa is a ******* douchebag for needing to bash someone else to feel accepted..."she" is probably an 89 year old man with no friends...or just someone who needs to find a *****...and quick!!!

loofah you shouldn't care she can take a pic however she wants it's her body and camera :P op fyl he mightve done it on perpouse just forget about him he's probably not even worth it or you can secretly plot your revenge and ruin his life which will be really fun (>^_^)> <(" )

FuckMYIife 0

loofah, until you post a picture of yourself, you have no room to bash other people. your just jealous she has a nice body and your an obese computer nerd who envies a fit body. post a picture of yourself and i gaurentee 100% of the people judging would agree shes hotter than you. get slimfast, off the computer, and onto a treadmill.

sugarbaby79 0
lovinit5683 0

Well I'm guessing he isn't the one to give to you the romantic proposal:p

RawrBunneh 0

Op's life is ****** just like the blonde by your douche bag bf. :D

Whenever I read FMLs like these, I'm reminded of posts where 16 & 17-yr old girls forcefully state it's fine they're having sex with their bf's since age 15, after all they r oh so in love & will b together forever...& then reality hits

agreed. I'm still a born again virgin because I refuse to fall into lust filled "love"

wishuknewme 0

I love how people always talk about 17 year olds having sex with the person they "loved" since they were 15, don't you have anything better to do with your lives? I imagine these people as 40 year old virgins or a "once" teenager who couldn't sell their virginity even to a prostitute, but I admit some did hire on a prostitute to bad they were the same sex. oops did I tell your secret? :X

Abstinence as Teenager=40-yr old Virgin?? Whoa! Hopefully some people will realize (sexual) life doesn't end at 18 & there is more to life than genital functions. And, uh, I laugh eveyrtime somebody spending time responding to other comments wonder about other ppl having something better to do with their lives!!

wishuknewme 0

I'm not saying they are, I imagine they are 40 year old virgins and not that it was because of abstinence because they bitch about teen sex all the time and sometimes preach the holy bible. I just have time because my boyfriends preoccupied with building a house.

And what do u expect on an FML like this? A discussion on unemployment? I agree with u on preachy ppl bringing up the Bible: they r awfully annoying. And I actually agree there may b 30/40-yr old virgins (or even guys who had sex first time at an older age) who bitch about teen sex out of jealousy...I doubt many of them on this site though (& I hope I didn't come off as too bitchy in my 1st post!)

wishuknewme 0

how do we even know it's a teen it could be a 20 year old it's just automatically a teen if they have a bf

haha its funny cause that was me with him last night. and its also funny cause OP doesnt have a boyfriend anymore.

Bullshit. You like JB. We all know you're a lesbian.