Love: Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main...

By jessiegirl - 22/08/2010 03:32 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML

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You deserved it 6 504

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By singledumbfuck - 22/03/2020 03:30

Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML

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Who?

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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You deserved it 17 754

By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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You deserved it 500

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 049

You deserved it 7 456

By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 473

Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 339

You deserved it 5 301

By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 028

You deserved it 3 793

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 22 August 2010 9:01

Smooth... What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?

CheaRight 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 8:55

Yeah.. that was me. Sorry

Comments

JamieLeeLV 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 11:50

u totally deserve it cuz no guy is an asshole without red flags. u picked the guy out.

Stranger30 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 11:57

My idol.

bronxhat35 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 12:00

**** tha pooolice

xdanixx 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 12:01

Hope you dumped him!

natural711 6

Sunday 22 August 2010 14:07

yep, and I don't blame him for banging that blonde,probably got sick and tired of your whiney ass, seriously your soap operas show is the last thing on his mind of caring about. u deserve it..get a new activity and maybe a guy will take u serious, and probably wait to **** u too :-)

Loofah_fml 1

Sunday 22 August 2010 22:38

Maybe, the guy had shown some interest in that kind of show before. Op never said her boyfriend and her didn't have sex or that he didn't take her seriously. No woman should have to stop doing what they enjoy just to please a man. If that's what you think is correct, so be it. Just realize, you're horribly mistaken.

sallen0046 4

Sunday 22 August 2010 14:35

YDI, the fact that you're still referring to him as your boyfriend being a large on it's own. What on earth could make you possibly believe he would give a damn about how a fictional character proposed in the first place?

lucidlucia 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 15:23

lots of these FMLs where she wanted him to propose and he wasn't even really her boyfriend. why are girls these days so frickin stupid! no self respect whatsoever. so depressing.

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Sunday 22 August 2010 17:21

YDI Please stop telling us all about your girl shows. Nothing rude or shallow. It just is boring to us. We obviously don't like those kind of shows or we would be watching them too.

ASA5G 2

Sunday 22 August 2010 18:51

were you trying to hint that you wanted to get married? a tip to all women. don't mention marriage at all to a guy. but he didn't have to cheat on you. shit it's like cheating on people is the latest fad like skinny jeans.