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By hes - 15/10/2013 10:10 - United States

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Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML
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Rainhawk94 27

Maybe it was female tennis.

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perdix 29

The good news is your fiancé now knows a go-to guy for his bachelor party.

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chilevmv 7

There's a good chance he was probably still fapping while talking to you.

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wzq455133 5

who can tell me what does the porno mean

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Chris93Jones 20

it's like a harry potter film without magic, but things do dissappear in things, then reappear, then disappear, and so forth. repeatedly.

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fmaon06 10

Perhaps you could have offered to call back later when he wasn't busy.

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lenehey 7

Oh, and dad--one other detail. Since your **** is apparently more important to you than your own daughter's wedding, you're no longer invited. This way, you can spend more quality time with your hand. Have a great life. Click.

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Zebediabolical 39

Well, daughter, since I'm not invited I guess I'm off the hook for paying for it. Good luck with that! *click*

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Chris93Jones 20

you are going to be a hilariously sassy father. I look forward to seeing your posts.

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aantthhoonyy 6

if he had paused it he would have had to wait for it to buffer all over again..

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kievking 14

Maybe her mum wanted some input to assuming there was no porno.

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perdix 29

"Dad, should I go with the cocktail wieners or the meatballs? The meatballs or the cocktail wieners? Dad? ...Dad?"

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lunatone 1

this reminds me of when my ex answered a phone call from his mother while we were having sex...some people can do both I suppose

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