By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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g_ayvel 11

I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T

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Skelebitch 0

I wish my ex would have broken up with me so easily!

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random1st 2

Take her to a public place and do it not over the phone

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spottyblanket 8

Dumping someone by phone is horrible. Talk to her face to face, that's prob why she said that.

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TColby 12

Women. Always telling us what to do.

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b0ngs 7

Men. Always clueless at what to do.

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TColby 12

Haha, that depends on what it is they're doing. Like, I don't have a clue about vehicles.

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Bigboned38 0

Sleep with her sister, then she'll get the hint

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10madirocks 6

Suggest the sister should join in sometime that'll either make her weirded out and want to break up or he's a lucky guy lol

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Dracoboxer357 35

73- Or option #3: She proves how psychotic she really is when she kills her sister to "remove the competition" ;P 2 of these 3 possibilities don't achieve the desired end results OP is looking for. Poor odds if you ask me. ;)

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weetjewat 14

Breaking up over the phone is soo 2011!

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False_Stupidity 41

Likely the first buried comment on your account too... Doesn't that make you feel special?

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KiddNYC1O 20

What's your other account, 54?

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