By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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g_ayvel 11

I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T

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chris36taylor 2

Maybe she thinks of this as an April fools joke.

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ScarletBloom 14

She thought it was an April fool's joke.

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mumgee 3

Wow man. Did she forget to take her meds?

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perdix 29

It worked on George Costanza and it will likely work on you. If you ask her real nice, maybe she'll give your balls back to you so you can dump her.

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SPAIDZ 0

lol. I refuse to give up on this relationship. It's like launching missiles from a submarine. Both of us have to turn our keys.

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SirCharles83 13

Great reference Perdix. I immediately thought of Seinfeld when I read this FML.

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Cad6 24

I imagine this woman as one of these snooty, up-tight, annoying never-to-shut-up kind of person. I had to deal with one of these, and she followed me EVERYWHERE. Leave this country, before it's too late.

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MonsterCommenter 4

You need to escape while you can, you dont want a pschyco girl-friend running around you.

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StanSmith_fml 9

Lock her in the cellar for a month. Worked for my wife.

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

~Insert Seth McFarlane Reference Here~

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shaka_Z_0929007 10

Dude, change your name or leave the state. Shes psycho!

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