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By thatsasquee - 21/05/2011 06:42 - Canada

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Such a lovely mother you have, darling...

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darkforever_fml 1

Nice mum, just look at it as a learning curve, to never treat your own kids the same way. No matter what your child does, NEVER treat them that way (at least not in public) Even if you did do something bad, you must of got it from the mother (The mother sounds like a great role-model).

im_smart 0

Get the he'll out of her life biiiitch

if ops mother really said that on her voicemail which is a really bold thing to say considering anyone calling her could potentially hear it, I do not think op is completely innocent