Health: Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period....

By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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You deserved it 3 281

By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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You deserved it 4 459

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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You deserved it 2 988

By Noname - 18/02/2009 15:43 - United States

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

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You deserved it 49 331

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By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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You deserved it 245

By FaceTime issues - 06/04/2014 06:57 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 053

You deserved it 5 016

By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 266

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By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 917

You deserved it 4 473

By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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You deserved it 94 766

trucanadian 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:07

Why is this something to be excited about? You get to put a huge cloth up your ****** once a month. You don't that period in order for you to be a woman.

Tammerz 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:09

At least you and your mom are close enough that you feel comfortable sharing that. Think of all the girls out there who don't have good relationships with their mothers, or don't even have mothers.

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imthatbad 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:33

#13- what'd you do for pads and tampons? XD

theoldGP 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:34

im sure it was that she got it for the first time. and guys she could be like 13 or something since she was getting her first period late - so shut the **** up #27

lolololcheese 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:35

#24, you don't know for sure about #21 not knowing for sure that #19 doesn't know for sure that #16 knows for sure that #15 doesn't know for sure. But, I know for sure that #15 doesn't know for sure because I AM #15 and I don't know for sure, I just felt like being a douche and I knew someone would come back at me like "you don't know that for sure."

scarlett29 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:54

kinkysexx 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:36

#33.....what's a 13 year old doing on fml?

ajg_8 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:37

Numbers 16, 19, 21, 24 and now 34 all remind me of that episode of Friends where Phoebe and Rachel are trying to screw with Chandler cause they found out about him and Monica. And everyone keeps saying "They don't know that we know they know we know." Anyone else?

Peppermints 1

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:02

#36, Lol! I remember that.

thelovebugg 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:42

Haha #34, I am number 24. I love you for starting all that. And yes, #36...GREAT episode of Friends. :)

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:57

lawl #31

jet_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:05

#1, way to assume things. She never said she was excited. But yeah, I would have called my mom too if it had been my first time and I was alone. Nonetheless, not really much of an FML.