Health: Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period....

By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By Noname - 18/02/2009 15:43 - United States

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

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By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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By FaceTime issues - 06/04/2014 06:57 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I called my mom to ask for some help with my dishwasher. Somehow, the call got turned into a video call. I was wearing a bathrobe, and she was naked in her bathroom. Most awkward call ever. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By whyme27 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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trucanadian 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:07

Why is this something to be excited about? You get to put a huge cloth up your ****** once a month. You don't that period in order for you to be a woman.

Tammerz 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:09

At least you and your mom are close enough that you feel comfortable sharing that. Think of all the girls out there who don't have good relationships with their mothers, or don't even have mothers.

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lazysheelf 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:45

#10, several office phones go to speaker phone automatically. And getting your period for the first time is really a pretty exciting thing. A delayed period can cause health problems. Not to mention periods come with puberty, so she'll be experiencing other body changes as well to be excited about.

ciaogirl 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 18:18

yeah, mine was twenty days late I was so happy to get it lol

jmcr 27

Friday 28 March 2014 22:24

First time i got my period my parents took me out for hibachi so yeah first time was awesome only for that now i cant wait for when i get it over with at the end of the week

Dude_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:51

and body changes other people will get excited about.

CocoaRox 0

Friday 30 December 2011 8:48

U r a nasty pig

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:00

I wasn't excited, I was embarrassed as hell. I didn't tell my mom for months. xD

BaldOuting 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:11

more details? was this a "im 11 and got my period" or an "i thought i was pregnant but i know i'm not" - if it was the latter - why did you call your mom about it?

lolololcheese 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:12

I know for sure that it was an "I'm 11 and got my period," guys.

likewhoachea 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:14

number 15 you don't know that for sure

loveme123 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:20

Lol after 2 months you'll really be saying FML for ever being excited about it in the first place.

esagalyn 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:20

#9, that was exactly what happened to me. I got my period late, around 14/15, and I could not WAIT to get it. I wanted to be part of the sisterhood. And now, I cannot wait for menopause... I totally understand why she would be excited. At least they were adults, and not other kids her age... now that would be really embarassing.

BamxBitch 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:32

If this is an I'm-not-pregnant period, then yay! But, if this is an, I-got-it-for-the-first-time, then what the hell is wrong with you? Periods suck.

RaquelRox2299 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 17:21

i would be excited bcuz just like #18 said, i couldn't wait to become part of the "sisterhood" and grow up a little. but i kno they suck, but at first its exciting.