Haha he's angry because even hard, he's only two inches...

woah 2incheshard needs to get some suprise buttsex. but anyway, your wife is a ***** good luck with your new job!

Ah hah! that's why #14 is so pissed at the world, his name is 2incheshard. just because you penis is quite under sized doesn't mean you have to lash out at other people. remember that this economy suckz with a z and that it's hard to find a job right now. so get out that microscope and look for your wang instead of posting crap that's gonna get you yelled at.

smart of him, no?

I'd say catch em while they're in bed and kill the guy...then plead heat of the moment and get off scott free...

You're wife could just be setting up cable as an early Christmas gift. If thats not the case perhaps next time you should set up dish so that the guy will set it up on the roof of the house where you could "accidently" give him a nudge.. eh *Playfully elbows you and winks*.

Maybe she found a way to get the cable back and was getting it set up again for Christmas or something.

Oh dear. Maybe she already heard the good news and was getting the cable turned back on?

Dammit, Larry!

right on, dude