Love: Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after...

By SatelliteUser - 03/12/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML

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By fmerunning - 29/06/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML

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By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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By Sarah - 19/10/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 17:30

Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

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By goodtiming - 20/05/2010 16:58 - Canada

Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2010 21:08 - United States

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

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Slipping

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

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hotpockets92 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:38

hey at least your wife is cheating on you with an extreamly idiotic person who thinks cable men answer other ppl's phones for them. fyl

GeekLogic 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:34

damn you Jim Carey

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Emperor_Jim 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:15

Now you can get a new job AND a new wife! Dump that bitch. I bet the "cable guy" will do a shitty job taking care of her, and she'll wish she hadn't betrayed you.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Friday 4 December 2009 3:46

Wow! Quite an over-reaction.

Thecommish 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:48

Wow #14, you have some serious anger issues dude. OP, so just cheat on her or get a divorce. What kind of dimwit answers the phone in a situation like that?

Locket_fml 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:56

Generally speaking, people who are excessively abusive over the internet to strangers are insecure individuals who only express anger through this medium as there are (almost always) no consequences whatsoever for their behaviour. Any attempt to reason with these people or calm them down is usually met with more abuse, for the same reason as mentioned above. Anyway, to #14. 1) Anyone who cannot spell 'loser' has no right calling other people one. 2) You know nothing of this man and his situation - not everyone in life has it easy and can just walk into a new job, and it is normally through no fault of their own. 3) Grow up. If you are grown up, find an anger management therapist. If you already see an anger management therapist, find a new one.