The way I read it, I couldn't imagine the wife being stupid enough to say "Oh, that's my husband. Would you be a dear and answer it for me? Just tell him you're the cable guy, because cable guys totally answer phones in other people's houses." I think the wife stepped out for something, and the guy was a robber, but didn't want the caller to freak out when no one answered the phone, so he panicked. Cheating only occurred to me when I read the comments. xD Edit: Of course, that depends on him calling the house phone as opposed to a cell phone.

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What can you expect if you're not bringing home the bacon? Still, that sucks, and it means that it's time to lose the ball and chain.

Maybe they were making a movie and he was pretending to be the cable guy.

I don't get it why do people who cheat have the tendency to pick up phones that aren't theirs or make noises whenever the other person is phoned or to call at awkward times for the other person. Seriously what the hell.

Ask him if he wants to **** your wife. If he says "yes", then he already is ******* your wife.

was he looking to play Porno password??The passsssword is, ******.

It's been years since I was hired 'on the spot' after interviewing. Is it becoming common, or is this whole post made up?

Heh it's like logjammin'. Minen dispatcher told me ein cable ist broken?

You have won the FML Academy Award for Most Disturbed Person to Ever Comment an FML. Congatulations 2incheshard *claps slowly*. I speak for all of us at the FML Academy when we say we wish we could schedule a sex rehabilitation appointment with Dr. Drew Pinsky for you so you can manage your anger problems due to your small manhood.