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By thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

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By _Asykes_ - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

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By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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By keeks_25 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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You deserved it 26 136

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By LearnGeographyUSA - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Cliché for real

By fuckinghicks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 329

You deserved it 17 718

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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By ISwearImNotOCD - 05/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out that the chefs at my work can't spell for shit. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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Weird_situations 13

Saturday 14 December 2013 5:05

Tell him to get the **** out of your country then!!

CinnamonBunny 16

Saturday 14 December 2013 5:55

Shut the **** up, #35.

Comments

braunerzucker58 10

Saturday 14 December 2013 12:51

Der war wahrscheinlich sehr frustriert, weil er kein Deutsch konnte. Es tut mir leid, dass er ein Arschloch war.

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 14 December 2013 14:17

If he was America I apologizes for his rudeness OP

kellyem2 20

Saturday 14 December 2013 14:27

And that's when he starts complaining that nobody will help him. Some people....

SmuggletheBudgie 15

Saturday 14 December 2013 14:33

Wrapped in barbed wire.

Bentonic 11

Saturday 14 December 2013 14:49

I sincerely apologize, I swear that not all of us Americans are like that.

Omniprism 14

Saturday 14 December 2013 14:55

I assure you that most of us would never do that. And I apologize on his behalf. And thank you for trying to help the asshat who didn't appreciate it.

JMichael 25

Saturday 14 December 2013 15:45

Them damn Americans. Always thinking their country is better.

strike2867 13

Saturday 14 December 2013 16:39

Yell as loud as you can that he just insulted the local soccer team.

skittyskatbrat 19

Saturday 14 December 2013 17:06

Well, now you know why we kicked him out of the USA ;) Please, please do not send him back. Convince him that North Korea is lovely this time of year!

KrDizzy 16

Saturday 14 December 2013 17:11

I like how you all assume the tourist was American because they were speaking English. You do know that the US isn't the only country with English as their primary language, right? Smdh...And WE are supposed to be the dumb ones lol.