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By thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

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Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

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By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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Today, I found out that the chefs at my work can't spell for shit. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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Weird_situations 13

Saturday 14 December 2013 5:05

Tell him to get the **** out of your country then!!

CinnamonBunny 16

Saturday 14 December 2013 5:55

Shut the **** up, #35.

Comments

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:13

Wouldn't you be a little upset if you were in a foreign country and everyone ignored you?

fred647 1

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:56

On behalf of all Americans, we apologize profusely

jus7incredibl3 3

Sunday 15 December 2013 3:54

I just hope everyone knows that not everyone in the US is like that and the other stereotypes

tvwrestler98 14

Sunday 15 December 2013 7:37

Germany is a great country. The tourist is probably British. lol

thisawkwardchick 15

Sunday 15 December 2013 9:57

read the username bro. Unfortunately, it was an american asshole.

KingreX32 21

Sunday 15 December 2013 13:32

that Guy sounds like an asshole anyways.

squii123 4

Sunday 15 December 2013 15:41

On behalf of America.. I apologize for the assholes. I promise we're not ALL like that.. But the good ones are usually too poor to travel. Or at least learn the basics of the language before going to a place. :/

radiocaf 29

Sunday 15 December 2013 17:35

On behalf of Britain, I apologise. But it also reminds me of the one time in an airport in Rome when someone from your country rammed their trolley through the queue we were in, destroying the ankles of several of us... For no reason other than being stereotypically pissed off. We were minding our own business with the rest of out group in a queue waiting to see what coach we were on lol.