Intimacy: Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as...

By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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This is awkward, guys

By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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Get in there!

By Scared4Lf - 19/08/2016 18:10 - United States - Lamoure

Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By atleasthelocalsarenice - 04/03/2017 12:00

Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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crazyhobo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:05

you should charge them for using your camper.

Katylolo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:30

Oooh, nasty. :P Next time lock it up when you leave. Ooooooor leave a camcorder running; I'm sure the viewers at Youporn would love your candid footage! Revenge is a dish best served...nekkid? :P :D

Comments

harliedog 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:13

no life camping alone? you should of joined in!

leyash 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:35

Why would you camp by yourself? That doesn't even begin to sound appealing

adenrw354 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 21:23

Dude i would have kicked some ass

laxfan05 0

Monday 30 March 2009 18:11

that's why you don't live in a trailor

Stay_beautiful 0

Monday 13 April 2009 22:35

#68, the OP doesn't live in a *trailer* they were camping, you dumb shit! fml needs a follow up site so we can find out how they reacted, because now I'm very intrigued. I think I would have barged in and just stood there, looking at them awkwardly..then not let them leave with their clothes so they look like fools in front of the whole park.

playful2088 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 8:11

yeah f your life... not because some weirdos were humping in your trailer but because you were camping alone..... why?

mylifesucks356 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:47

why didn't you lock it when you left?

kirbyviper93 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:43

See, at that point, you shoulda just knocked on the door and gone "excuse me? You're in my camper."

kirbyviper93 0

Monday 27 April 2009 4:58

See, at that point you shoulda just knocked on the door and said, "Excuse me? You're kindof in my camper." And to everyone who's making such a big deal about him camping alone, don't. There are many reasons why one would go camping alone, such as escaping the world, clearing his head, or just because he likes to go camping. Give him a break.