Intimacy: Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as...

By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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Get in there!

By Scared4Lf - 19/08/2016 18:10 - United States - Lamoure

Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By atleasthelocalsarenice - 04/03/2017 12:00

Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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crazyhobo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:05

you should charge them for using your camper.

Katylolo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:30

Oooh, nasty. :P Next time lock it up when you leave. Ooooooor leave a camcorder running; I'm sure the viewers at Youporn would love your candid footage! Revenge is a dish best served...nekkid? :P :D

Comments

krazyguamgurl671 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:23

lmao i hope you changed the sheets in there and had it detailed cuz ewwwwwww hahahahaha shoulda charged them too...

Somebody52 0

Monday 25 May 2009 13:14

What. The. ****.

jisatsu 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:27

I would like to add another FML for you, just for the fact you was camping alone

gummibehrs 4

Wednesday 26 August 2009 21:09

I'd like to give you an FML because you apparently have no knowledge of proper grammar.

LoneHowler 0

Monday 8 June 2009 10:07

I would have blocked the door with a log or something and called the rangers if cops weren't available

EmilyDawnx92 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:04

Why would you camping alone in the first place?

pete_skates_well 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 17:36

dude ur life dosnt suck cuz strangers had sex in ur camper lol

ThaMC 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 5:38

1. run in with a bullwhip and whip them until they bleed. 2. take a knife and cut up their clothes 3. drive of and swear at them 4. buy a new camper

Ghado 1

Saturday 17 October 2009 20:44

3-way

wizard0ne0 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 6:38

If it Happened to me I would have decided to lock the door unchuck everything and drive 100 miles an a given direction unlocked the tailor and let them out. then just drive away.