By ClydeBarrow - 29/08/2009 23:44 - United States
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He refused to go with me on vacation because he said that Italy was too hot. You can ask him why he didn't want to go. I put the chicken in a container and handed it to him because I figured if he wanted to keep it lying around the house while I was gone, he wouldn't mind eating it while he was finding a place that would take his lazy ass in.
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That, my dear, is definitely worthy of a break up. I would never, ever, stay with someone so completely comfortable living in absolutely filthy conditions. Two week old meat is probably the worst smell you can come across. Disgusting.
Two week old meat left at room temperature is absolutely horrific smelling. You are correct, but you are assuming that the "boyfriend" didn't leave the crockpot on the entire time. If he left the meat cooking at f150+ it wouldn't rot. It would just turn into a lump of charcoal. I've done this by accident. It doesn't smell but it does ruin the pot. Either way your BF is a dick for messing up your crockpot.
So you would break up with someone over a crock pot... I seriously hope you get or already have someone with the same preference or you will never have a lasting relationship. Every FML out there has someone going, "Thats worth a breakup." They are all pretty much just troll threads, really.
Sounds like my dad~
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Show it anywayGender =/= Excuse to follow stereotypes. I know men that have to fold their socks every day before they go to work in a certain order, or else it bugs them the entire day. :/ Just because you're a man doesn't mean you're lazy or unorganized or unclean, and just because you're a woman doesn't mean you're the opposite. Also, how do you guys know the OP isn't a boy? XD They didn't post a gender, and their username is male. Even more reason for gender not to be an excuse. Plus, the boyfriend could have been the one that made it. To the OP, that sucks that he didn't even say 'welcome back' or 'how was your trip?', and just went straight to 'clean this for me'. Not worthy of a breakup, but definitley worthy of a few nights banishment from the bedroom. FYL
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Show it anywayUm, Bonnie was the female. Clyde was the male. So I don't know why you'd assume the OP is girl if his/her screenname is based off the male of the duo.
"Female Role" There is no female role. Both people in a realationship should be equal! Sharing the work, doing the chores etc. Even if the OP DID usually clean for whatever reason, that is still no excuse to leave a dirty rotting old chicken in a crockpot and then expect the OP to just clean it as soon as they got home!
um, having the female role does not mean people are not equal. the girl role usually cleans and cooks, and the guy mows and does that sort of stuff. sometimes the roles are reversed, where the male cooks and the female does the yard, btu the point is, those two roles almost always exist in relationships because one person is more domestic than the other. nature programs different traits in the two different sexes. that does not mean one is not equal to the other :/
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Show it anywayWhat happens when one partner does all of that? My mom's relationship is like that with her bf where she does everything. Stop grouping people into stereotypical roles.
Lol this FML reminds me of this one time my friends and I were playing Mario Party 4
Lazy ass.
Time for a new boyfriend. Sounds like he's takin advantage man. Do wanna live like a maid forever? Leave him
Eww.... That's actually really disgusting. Whack him with it, he's useless. I hate it when guys always expect the woman to clean up, gagh. No that's not a feminist thing. Do you have any idea how much ******* life forms on rotting meat? It's much easier to get rid of right after it's been used, and you don't have to worry about things crawling on you either. My brother in law doesn't clean up. He says that's what he married my sister for -_- The thing is, she's always tired because she's pregnant, so I get left doing the dirty work.
Hahahahahaa lmfao your cooking must be good.
YDI for imagining your boyfriend was Clay Aiken.
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Do you even know the definition of the word "boyfriend"?
I agree with #61 - the first thing i would have said is " and you didn't do it why? " Bravo for kicking him to the curb ... you definitely deserve better !