By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 23:46 - Australia

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML
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jewknowit710 2

time to get her a puppy I'de say!

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supernerd352 7

everyone will read this comment muhahahaha

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supernerd352 7

everyone will read this comment muhahahaha

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Tristyxxx 24

not everyone but anyone who clicks on the original commenters replies.

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supernerd352 7

.. you ruined my hapiness.. i will FYL up

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Iamnotmyself 17

-10 Err so you're saying that Darth Maul is Darth Vader's great grandpa?

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supernerd352 7

they deleted my comment

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that1kid82 2

Congratulations!

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lbumbblebee 5

Some beer gut you got there, if you look pregnant xD

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party_rockin 4

stay thirsty my friends

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tatababe 1

stop drinking beer that baby will be born deformed

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Yodaevil 4

it's not a beer gut, you need padding to protect those six pack abs we all work so hard at!

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dolphincheddar 10

god dammit. you all are not helping with my alcohol problem.. there goes another 40 ounce of captain Morgan spiced..

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Opium_Production 5

Capt Morgan doesn't come in a 40 oz genius

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

52- umm i dont really think they care. men want beer and beer satisfys their needs..IF you know what i mean...

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MrFlintstone 5

end of 45's sentence: turtle

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grapisy 8

****** A turtle? I see what you did there ?

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scrapmetal58 9

He's going to give birth to a couple of cases of beer!

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MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

there will be sibling rivalry. beer will be loved more then the daughter.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

there's so many things wrong with this FML hahaha

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Pawned71 0

62 that's not true I baby sit my neighbor's kids and I love them(no pedo no ****). Now go make me sandwhich!

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jewknowit710 2

time to get her a puppy I'de say!

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iSitt 0

after all that, showing up with a puppy would really confuse her.

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LuHGiiiT 11

Wait, how did the first kid get there? 0_o

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IxLovexYouuuu 6

is it a boy or girl!?

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Tristyxxx 24

Ummm congrats !

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jambrose73 0

Courage the cowardly dog Ftw! That show and the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy where the only two cartoons I really liked.

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applesuckers 0

I agree with Courage the Cowardly Dog. That show is awesome!!! ?

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applesuckers 0

oops. that question mark wasn't supposed to be there.

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knocking 0

She's going to be disappointed when you don't pop out a baby in 9 months.

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camelcaseftw 1

if she doesn't know men can't have babies, do u think she will know how long pregnancy will last?

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knocking 0

I think she'll realize something is up whenever a birthday or two passes for her and their is still no baby.

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cyanidesandwich 21

looks like its time to get an abortion my dear sir

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cyanidesandwich 21

wow i guess i went a little too far. my bad

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alpinestarsss 0

I thought it was funny. death to baby's!

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Insane_Tea 15

Mommy and Daddy sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage Mommy leaves Daddy and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!

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kittykat1501 31

Hahaha I've seen that before! The saying, I mean.

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Tristyxxx 24

"He" was actually a girl that got a sex change operation but decided to keep the female parts.

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ByteCarter97 0

not really a man. I hate it when people say "it's not the genitalia that matter"

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

thats got to be an impressive beer gut

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ilovecookies83 0

That should be a good enough incentive to hit the gym!

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