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Beer is my child, how dare you !
Good luck with the pregnancy!
-10 Err so you're saying that Darth Maul is Darth Vader's great grandpa?
28 that made me laugh
28- ****** A!
stop drinking beer that baby will be born deformed
it's not a beer gut, you need padding to protect those six pack abs we all work so hard at!
god dammit. you all are not helping with my alcohol problem.. there goes another 40 ounce of captain Morgan spiced..
Capt Morgan doesn't come in a 40 oz genius
thank you captain obvious T.T
****** A turtle? I see what you did there ?
He's going to give birth to a couple of cases of beer!
62 that's not true I baby sit my neighbor's kids and I love them(no pedo no ****). Now go make me sandwhich!
Wait, how did the first kid get there? 0_o
it's a jack daniels
Courage the cowardly dog Ftw! That show and the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy where the only two cartoons I really liked.
She's going to be disappointed when you don't pop out a baby in 9 months.
if she doesn't know men can't have babies, do u think she will know how long pregnancy will last?
I think she'll realize something is up whenever a birthday or two passes for her and their is still no baby.
looks like its time to get an abortion my dear sir
wow i guess i went a little too far. my bad
I thought it was funny. death to baby's!
Mommy and Daddy sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage Mommy leaves Daddy and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!
What about the pregnant man?
not really a man. I hate it when people say "it's not the genitalia that matter"
time to get a treadmill :D
That should be a good enough incentive to hit the gym!
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Beer is my child, how dare you !
time to get her a puppy I'de say!