Intimacy: Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find...

By pubes - 18/03/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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By Grosssss - 15/07/2016 16:08 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 02:51 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:19

Make him a bowl of chili with a new secret ingredient.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:22

At least they weren't on your pillow.

Comments

TrollHunter 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:05

did you eat the pubes?

missylewisasa 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:25

#1 really good question! I want answer too!

JBaby16 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:30

that is just jacked up. btw, snickerdoodles? you are my hero. :) lol

MakaPaka_fml 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:27

I'm somewhat of a supporter/supportter? too. :)

VeryNice329 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:46

pubes are pubes. guys' or girls'. and for someone to be so disrespectful as to just leave them there isn't cool. trim 'em on your own damn desk!

BeyondUno 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:50

that's just nasty lol.

MakaPaka_fml 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:23

Hair is hair. I'm sure that when you bathe/shower you wash that area correct? What is there to fret! Besides a little sweat/piss/juice? is nothing water can't handle right?

krhymerp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:44

hey doodle I think it's better if u get a job and teach proper grammar to students, so u can at least make some money instead of showing off ur writing skill here and waste ur time and piss people off. get a life seriously

perdix 29

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:03

You need to give your roommate a *******. Not because you're gay, but because you need to find out the truth. You don't have to swallow if you don't want to -- you'll have your answer before he comes. Sometimes, thorough police work sucks. . . literally.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 March 2010 21:48

Time to get to the bottom of this... The bottom of your throat.

flyingkoalas 0

Friday 19 March 2010 1:04

lmfao

BlueTwist89 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:10

FYL, OP. You should've swept it up and put it on your roommates bed(over his pillow and sheets). OP didn't say he was going to college. Learn to read. Roommate=person you share a room with. They could live in an apartment together (It's possible he does live in a dorm with a roommate—don't ass-u-me). However, grammar is also taught in highschool.