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By pubes - 18/03/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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By Grosssss - 15/07/2016 16:08 - United States - Harrisonburg

Today, I found out that whenever my roommate's friend-with-benefits comes over, he uses my bikini trimmer to shave his pubic hair. I've been using that trimmer for months. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 02:51 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:19

Make him a bowl of chili with a new secret ingredient.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:22

At least they weren't on your pillow.

Comments

chasecobra 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:32

snickerdoodles what has grammar got to do with a fml??

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:34

It makes them easier to read?

eukaryote101 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:45

snicker your attempt at being witty fails EVERY time

Withired_Away 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 11:54

snick stop trollin

skyttlz 32

Friday 19 March 2010 1:27

it's hard to read with a lot of errors. I have to sound out misspelled words

iLoveJoseph 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:42

i made an FML account having to make a new email and everything.. JUST to call snickerdoodles a BITCH! ii can rite howevr the f i wnna rite.. and if i would like to write gramtically correct i would. butttt not if ur gonna btch about it cuz in the world of the internet.. when does grammar EVER matter?? and who cares?? at ALL?

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:53

ilovejoseph, It really doesn't matter because it's the Internet... butt you look so ******* stupid when you spell like that... I have some spelling mistakes butt I try lol I don't talk like this: hay yuu wutz up, yur sooooo kewl LAWLZ. idiot.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:54

#12 "juice" means afterbirth? Oh yeah I just said that now deal with that image.

TrollHunter 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:54

**** you snickerdoodles your a TROLL moderate this bitches!

sum1savemeh 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:02

lol^^ you first must worship sirin bow down

kooner55 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 11:28

snickerdoodles is a troll says TROLLhunter

MakaPaka_fml 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:26

yeah... trollHUNTER... but I'm not siding with trollHUNTER just pointing out the fact that you didn't read his full name before contradicting him.

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:55

grosss ahahah

iLoveJoseph 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:57

i dont write like that haha bt i dont write super proper either=| it gets annoying..

eriinbaby 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:00

ewww

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:03

how does spelling properly get annoying? hahaha I fail to see that, but whatever floats your boat yo!! I just find it annoying to read shit when it's purposly spelt dumb... it it seriously makes want to stop reading it... I could care less about a spelling mistake, shit happens haha.