Miscellaneous: Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair.... - FML

By curseyousuperman - 01/04/2015 16:20 - United States - Conway

Today, my self-esteem issues got me jealous of Superman's hair. FML

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Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

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By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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Today, I noticed my acne scars are almost forming the Batman symbol. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 00:01

Today, after years of being too self-conscious to do anything big with my appearance, I finally got an undercut. My best friend went on a rant about how I "ruined" how I look and now she can't be seen with me, because we "look mismatched together." Looks like I'm back to being self-conscious. FML

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Top comments

SteamyPenguin 46

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:55

Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?

Gesula 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:54

If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant

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Gesula 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:54

If that is so, then definitely don't compare yourself to David Tennant

rebelbelle 17

Thursday 2 April 2015 4:21

that man has sideburns and hair a man would kill over

SteamyPenguin 46

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:55

Just his hair? Of all his abilities, it's his hair you want?

Welshite 39

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:59

Hey Superman's hair can hold a thousand pounds.

SteamyPenguin 46

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:03

I know it's pretty amazing! But, X-ray vision, the ability to fly, to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and one of the best, to be able to bring in all the shopping in a single trip!

gracehi 31

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:43

Of all of Superman's assets, his hair is the only one that stays amazing under the red sun and in the presence of kryptonite.

SteamyPenguin 46

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:01

That is very true.

drayloon 50

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:37

I don't know if I want his super ventriloquism tho

DoomSkuller 28

Thursday 2 April 2015 6:57

Don't forget laser vision, super strength, super speed, super endowment...

NormaBates 10

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:55

It could be worst, you could be wearing tights.

funsizedliz 15

Thursday 2 April 2015 0:29

F ifunny

Garagedwella 26

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:55

Of all the attributes. You went with hair?!?

Welshite 39

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:56

Go into a phone booth and put on a pair of glasses. You'll come out supernatural.

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 1 April 2015 22:58

Well if you could draw your hair on I'm sure it would be perfect, too

flufee2 27

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:00

you gotta visit a therapist to tie up those loose ends..... lol

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:01

Enough is enough... No more BS postings... Everyone gets it is April fools day

AikoRose 15

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:03

They already fixed them... Before you even commented...

Mynamewontfi 40

Thursday 2 April 2015 1:09

Someone's had a terrible april fools today, I see.

Emzinatorbot 26

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:02

short and sweet fml. I like you

jkp1291 25

Wednesday 1 April 2015 23:08

Well to be fair, it is pretty fantastic looking.

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