Intimacy: Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party....

By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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By butch - 13/11/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor congratulated me on keeping him up 'til dawn with my girlfriend and the chick in the apartment next to us. He doesn't know how I got them to agree to a threesome. Since I was at my folks all weekend, neither do I. FML

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By zep - 07/06/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I was hard at work cleaning up from a party I had while my parents were out for the night. Not a bottle of beer or a red cup was left for them to find. However, my parents did find two of my friends in their bedroom, still passed out and naked from beer and sex last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 23:01

Today, I left the house to get groceries. My parents asked me where I was going and how long I would be gone for. Thinking they were just being inquisitive parents, I ignored them. I got home 20 minutes later to them having sex. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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kirbyfan23 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:43

Shoulda stayed at the party. LOL FYL, man. kinky, though.

videogamejunkie 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:48

Those were YOUR parents?

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Avaquin 0

Friday 24 July 2009 8:14

agreed (with the agreed)

poopsicle22 0

Friday 24 July 2009 13:00

I think with your parents it would definitely be worse to see 2 guys 1 girl. Either you have to deal with seeing some other dude **** your mom, or seeing your dad with another woman. I think the latter would be much easier to handle.

zargon 1

Friday 24 July 2009 13:05

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zargon 1

Friday 24 July 2009 13:16

I still don't see how one is better or worse than the other. However, I think we can *all* agree that it would be worse to see 2girls1cup.

hat_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:57

hopefully the neighbour was a chick... lol

sickinlove13 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:11

That's disgusting. People have no respect for marriage vows anymore.

Jedidiah 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 7:01

you should kill your parents for many reasons including .... 1) they are married marriage is between two people not three 2) they were allowing they're child to have a party 3) because they made u and u are obviously a douche and a ***** 4) you're parents are already going to hell so why not speed up the process 5) they are a bad example for you........ and while you're at it just burn down your house with them, your neighbor, yourself and all the people that where at your party inside because u all are stupid selfish, uncontrolled faggots that will just make the gene pool worse for the rest of humanity.

cdehaan 0

Friday 31 July 2009 18:55

I enjoyed all your comments! 1 - Are you even sure they are married? I'm not sure sex should be the thing that defines a marriage anyway. 2 - Have a party? You mean go to a party? Is allowing a child to go to a party punishable by death now? 3 - The writer is a *****? They disliked the 3some! I don't know where you got this idea. 4 - Well, you can hold you own views on religion. I have my own. 5 - Hahahaha

NataleeC 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:42

wtf dude??? y the **** r u giving her a hard time just because of this?? go wank off sumwhere else and stop acting like such a douchebag! what if u caught ur parents doin tha same damn thing?? would u kill urself or call urself a douch and a *****?? I DIDN'T THINK SO.