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By worstfatherever - 10/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By lovingsnow - 27/02/2010 07:37 - Singapore

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

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By My_Name_Is_Zach - 23/07/2012 03:48

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

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By baddaughter - 16/11/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML

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By deadfish - 03/10/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

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By fishy situation - 13/06/2017 04:00

Today, my friend is furious with me because while I was watching her various fish for two weeks, I failed to feed her favorite fish and it died. The reason I didn't take care of it was because she never told me she had it, that it was in her room unlike the rest of the fish, so I never saw it. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 23:05 - United States

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

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By jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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littlemissalex 3

Monday 11 July 2011 0:27

At least it wasn't a puppy.

gunman15 4

Monday 11 July 2011 0:27

ouch poor fishes

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gigi03 5

Monday 11 July 2011 20:04

This made me laugh good joke

Rix86 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:12

That is sooooo sad. :(

sleepistheenemy 8

Monday 11 July 2011 23:59

well hopefully it wasn't an aquarium you spent a lot of money on...

sleepistheenemy 8

Monday 11 July 2011 23:59

well hopefully it wasn't an aquarium you spent a lot of money on...

sleepistheenemy 8

Monday 11 July 2011 23:59

well hopefully it wasn't an aquarium you spent a lot of money on...

lizliz23 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:49

relly dude ?? fish

AfroNinja168 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:39

ur pree hot

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Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:18

This is why the word fail was invented. :3

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:48

does tht include ur dad?

lovelinkinpark 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:24

Wonderful father

JordanRetro13 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:42

that sounds like red off of that 70's show

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