Miscellaneous: Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes... - FML

By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

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expen_dable 0

Monday 6 July 2009 19:18

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Monday 6 July 2009 13:25

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

NightWatchmen87 0

Monday 6 July 2009 12:19

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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Puppys_Doll 28

Friday 1 May 2015 6:50

somebody would have died that night. js. I feel for you, man

Sarah Berryman 8

Monday 22 May 2017 10:31

dude...

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