By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

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NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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Comments

fml_mu 10

You do deserve it for having a bong... well you can also smash the bottles of your roommate and burn the cigarettes boxes saying that Cigarette and alcohol are injurious to health. :P

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rubyliu8420 7

U should smash his face!

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failgamer 7

I love how all the comments that were thumbed up are "pro pot" comments, and the comments that are against pot are thumbed down

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omario84 0

weed is a miracle people who don't do it are usually just *******

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icarm1 1

.. Hey OP next time your friend goes out, break open all of his beer, tear up the cigarettes, if you want, take outthe ends of the cigs, put a little gun powder (or the stuff on a sparkler) in them, then repack the cigs with the baccy, their called poppers bt really, either destroy $200 worth of his/her stuff, or ask her to pay you back

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pandaRanda 0

Wow what an ignorant jerk.

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walrus5306 5

drinking and cigarettes are legal though

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lazy_girl 12

...and kill thousands of people every year. Your point is completely irrelevant. Guess how many people in recorded history have died strictly from smoking weed? ZERO!

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Isaac69 0

Its called an apple bro so much cheaper

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cupaketop_42 7

sorry bout the bong, must suck must suck man.

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