By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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expen_dable tells us more.

expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

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NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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musiciangirl591 16

a half of pack is 10 cigarettes... my grandma, back when she used to smoke, smoked 3-4 packs a day, i really don't think a half of pack is alot...

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The_9th_Doctor 18

I hope you took the rest of the bong and smashed it on their head

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officiallyjames 5

I would kill him. How expensive was your piece?

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JudgeComrade 17

You two sound like you're perfect for each other.

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theorist3 7

Pot calling the kettle black! You both are doing stupid things... only difference... his is legal and yours not so much!

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PimpNasty16 13

Anyone who pushed "you deserved it" are very ignorant, very stupid and arrogant morons, who have no right to breath let alone judge someone for something you know nothing about.

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