By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 559
You deserved it 36 920

expen_dable tells us more.

expen_dable 0

1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

155 4
NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

130 17

Comments

aquaman95 7

i would have killed them slowly

0 0
Stuffaluffagus 25

My roommate would quickly find themselves stabbed to death with the pieces if they pulled that shit

0 0
Tatabunny12 9

There's nothing wrong with weed. Honestly anyone who flips out over it just doesn't understand. The fact is, there are so many more vices in the world worse than that and legal that kill you much quicker than weed.

1 0
KingCeltic77 18

He probably has an addiction, and doesn't want you to make the same mistakes he had.

0 0
mysweetinsanity 3

I am SO sorry. Time to find a new roommate with similar interests?

0 0
Incognito23 15

I actually felt a real surge of anger after reading this.

0 0