By paywithpoop - 22/06/2014 15:10 - United States

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML
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SexyMexi21 23

Ew. man I'm sorry. hopefully they find who it is!

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wRIPPERw 23

Chin up, OP. Those are just things. And flush the toilet...

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mikaellikestacos 14

This scares me if they are comfortable enough to take a dump while robbing you just think what they are capable of....

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zocial 5

And they didn't DNA it when you called the cops

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erielleC 2

You could get the police to search the poop for DNA

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tika12991 15

Probably cause it's poop. That's why it doesn't look human. Cause it's... poop? No? Okay, I'll go...

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Nuditi 10

Go CSI on that shit (no pun intended) and find his DNA

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Merridew 8

Well... at least, thieves left something after them!

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IchabodCrane 4

Talk about insult to injury. At least they were dumb enough to leave some DNA. Hope what they stole from you was worth it because nothing is worth going to jail for.

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rabid_otaku 29

SAVE THE POOP! I think that's the weirdest thing I've said for a while... Anyway, their poop has their DNA, so they can trap them down.

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CatchMe25 16

I'm pretty sure it's loosely translated as "Good luck OP! I hope you find out who they were and do the same!" Thought I'm not sure it's good policy to send someone out to randomly poop in toilets without flushing in hopes they get the right burglar haha.

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